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The Padawan and The Stormtrooper |
I believe in the world of Hogwarts. Somewhere out there right now, The RepoMan holds his daughter, Shiloh. Anakin's ghost is always by my side, looking out for ways to manipulate the force so I trip over things. Uryu is learning how to become the best last Quincy he can as Orihime and Rangiku have a boob party. Naruto still hunts for Sasuke because all along he has been believing in him. And Misa is in my bed. I wear my shirts hanging off of me, and my jeans too tight. I leave eyeliner on my pillows and I bite my lip when I am nervous. I aspire to be no one but myself. Peace, Mo-Muckers. |
I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown
calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games
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octopus babies you guys
OCTOPUS BABIES
LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE
BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP
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Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
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assistantt0theregionalmanager:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
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will smith everybody
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so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the...
I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT I DIDN’T. And did you notice a lot of them just sit on their asses, reaping those military benefits?
One of the ones who...
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I couldn’t sleep, so I made a thingy.
(I suppose Sam Winchester didn’t fall asleep to musical...
Skyrim’s new DLC called “Dragonborn” is out. Bye Tumblr, Hello Tamriel.
THE BRITISH HUMOUR IS OUT IN FULL FORCE FOR THIS WHOLE THING AND I LOVE IT